Dear Smut Swap Creator

[triplesalto]

Hello and welcome to my Smut Swap letter. Thank you in advance for writing or drawing for me!

AO3 name: triplesalto
Smut Likes: women in control during sex, laughter and banter leading to and/or during sex, sex that's fun as well as hot, sex between characters who really like each other, wooing/seduction, sex pollen, accidental soul bonds and marriages that turn into Something Real, pegging, guys in the middle of spitroasts, praise kink, fun sex roleplays, characters who chatter during sex, suit/tie/clothing kink, enthusiastic cunnilingus that's turning both giver and recipient on like whoah, messy blowjobs.
DNWs: angst, bodily fluids, character death, Republicans.

Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Princess Bride, Doctor Who, Star Wars: TFA, Fake News RPF, Actor RPF

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Political RPF
{Justin Trudeau/The Canadian Guy He Practiced His Handshake With}
Kinks: authority kink, banter as foreplay, Dirty Talk, Exhibitionism, Experienced/Inexperienced, Having to Stay Quiet/Quiet Sex, Language Kink, Neckties and The Many Uses Thereof, Power Dynamics, Praise Kink, Roleplay, Role Reversal, Seduction, sex as reward, Suit Kink, Victory Sex

When Trudeau visited the WH, he was entirely wise to the weird Donald Trump dominance-handshake, and dealt with it masterfully. This made FFA discuss the fact that he must have practiced handshake tactics with an aide/friend/etc. Thus Trudeau/The Canadian Guy He Practiced His Handshake With was born. :D

Most of these kinks are pretty self-explanatory, I think. I am perfectly fine with cracky smut as well as smut that takes itself more seriously. I'm not into angst or coercive power dynamics; my preferred power dynamics play more on "power as kink" and Trudeau's partner getting off on the fact that he's fucking the Prime Minister.

I have no topping preference, and for experienced/inexperienced and seduction I don't care who is the experienced one/seducer.

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Political RPF - US 21st c.
{Barack Obama/Justin Trudeau}
Kinks: Arranged Marriage, authority kink, banter as foreplay, Banter While in Bed, Begging, Dick Is Too Big, Handcuffs, Having to Stay, Quiet/Quiet Sex, Neediness to Please, Overstimulation, Power Dynamics, Ritual Sex, Sex Pollen, Accidental Soul Bond, Topping from the Bottom/Pushy Bottoms

Most of these kinks are pretty self-explanatory, lol! I picked ones that really tickle my fancy. Accidental soul bond? (Especially if initially it's an inconvenience before developing in a sexy direction?) Arranged marriage between political leaders? Sex pollen? Ritual sex? Everything I've asked for is super relevant to my interests. :D

Initially i was going to say that I prefer Barack topping in this relationship, but the more I think about it, I could see it the other way around too. (Or switching.) So feel free to write either. "Neediness to please" and "begging", however, I only see as applying to Trudeau.

Please don't focus or kink on Barack cheating (or Trudeau, but I confess I know little about his private life). I'd prefer if Michelle was either not mentioned or their marriage was explained as being explicitly open.

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Princess Bride (1987)
{Fezzik/Inigo}
Kinks: banter as foreplay, Banter While in Bed, Courtship/Wooing, Dick Is Too Big, Experienced/Inexperienced, First Time Bottoming, Laughter during Sex, Playful Sex, Post-Coital Cuddling, Praise Kink, Size Difference, Soulmates, Topping from the Bottom/Pushy Bottoms, Accidental Marriage, Character study through porn

I LOVE these two. They're definitely an OTP for me. Please absolutely feel free to be as smutty as you like. :D

Every single one of these kink tags make me absolutely smile, so whichever one you choose will make my day.

Please don't have any negativity toward Fezzik's size at all. And please no relationship angstiness. Just two guys falling in love/in love already and having lots of fun sex. :D

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Doctor Who
{Eleven/River}
Kinks: Aliens Made Them Do It, banter as foreplay, Banter While in Bed, Dirty Talk, Experienced/Inexperienced, Handcuffs, Nearly Getting Caught, Pegging, Seduction, Sex Pollen, Soulmates, Thank God We're Alive Sex, Accidental Soul Bond

THESE TWO are always fantastic and I adore them.

Experienced/Inexperienced for me is River = Experienced, Eleven = Inexperienced, although there could definitely be a play on "in some areas of life the Doctor is the experienced one, and in others River is".

Nearly Getting Caught could be either randoms/Jack/etc., or Amy/Rory.

Any of the Soulmates tropes (or Soul Bond ones) work for me.

The rest is pretty self-explanatory I think! :)

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The Force Awakens
{Poe/Leia/Han}
Kinks: authority kink, banter as foreplay, Banter While in Bed, Dick Is Too Big, Face-Sitting, First Time Bottoming, First Time with a guy, Harems, Laughter during Sex, Playful Sex, Pegging, Reunion Sex, Spitroasting, Accidental Marriage

So this is a threesome I think would be EPIC and want super-smutty stuff for. :D

For spitroasting, my ideal middle would be Poe, although Han could also be interesting. For pegging, either of the guys (both?) getting pegged is great.

Dick is too big - either of the guys, though I think Poe would be especially funny, lol, and might lead to some competitiveness from Han's direction...

First time bottoming - either guy. (I have no topping preference in this fandom.)

Accidental marriage - I was thinking along the lines of "Han and Leia never got around to getting married, but then one day Poe is their pilot on a mission (either before TFA or in an AU where Han doesn't die), and they end up all accidentally married to each other and it's hilarious and there is mucho awesome sex". That is a very badly worded prompt but hopefully it helps. xD

Harems - because yes. Either kinda metaphorically or in an AU where Princess Leia literally has a harem and Poe & Han are in it/the entirety of it.

Reunion sex - please TFA fix-it. :'(

I think all the banter kinks are pretty self-explanatory. ;)

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Fake News RPF
{Stephen Colbert/Jon Stewart}
Kinks: banter as foreplay, Banter While in Bed, Dirty Talk, First Time with a guy, Friends With Benefits, Intelligence Kink, Laughter during Sex, Neckties and The Many Uses Thereof, Roleplay, Sex as a Teambuilding Exercise, Sex Bets, Accidental Soul Bond

I love these two and have shipped them for forever.

Please don't have any explicit mentions of cheating; either them having open marriages or an AU in which their significant others don't exist works for me. (Or just not mentioning anything, which I will read as "AU where they're single", lol.)

For roleplay - why yes, I was picturing Stephen doing his "Colbert" role during sex. ;)

The rest of the kinks are pretty self-explanatory, I think.

Oh, and while I'm fine with Trump being mentioned/lampooned/etc., I'd prefer an upbeat fic without angst (beyond "do they like me?" "OH YES" kind of angst).

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Actor RPF
{Tom Hiddleston/Taylor Swift}
Kinks: Neediness to Please, Begging, Pegging, Praise Kink, Femdom

This request comes wholly and completely because of this article. Tom Hiddleston is obviously desperate to be liked and has a tremendous need to please people and I instantly wanted to see this In Bed. ;)

I've been minimal in my kink selections here because this is really the dynamic I want to read about. :D (The pegging is totally optional if that's not what you matched on - I'm equally pleased by lots of cunnilingus/etc.) Feel free to add other kinks you like (spanking, collars, etc.) if they fit into the dynamic.

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