Dear Chocolatier (2018)

[triplesalto]

Hello and welcome to my Chocolate Box letter! Thank you in advance for writing/drawing for me. :)

AO3 name: triplesalto
General Likes: Competence, adventures, slow burn romance, first times, five-times fics, happy endings.
Smut Likes: laughter and banter leading to and/or during sex, sex that's fun as well as hot, sex between characters who really like each other, wooing/seduction, praise kink, fun sex roleplays, characters who chatter during sex, suit/tie/clothing kink, enthusiastic cunnilingus.
Art Likes: happy people, kissing, smut, a scene from any of the fic prompts. (Or anything, really!) For ships I’ve written before, I’d also be thrilled to receive art of any of my fics.
DNWs: unhappy endings, darkfic, bodily fluids, character death, infidelity, Republicans.

Fandoms: The Crown (TV), Jeeves – P.G. Wodehouse, Spy Kids (Movies), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who RPF, US Politics RPF, Original Work, Crossover Fandom

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Fandom: The Crown (TV)
Elizabeth II/Philip Duke of Edinburgh

I love this show! I’ve always loved Elizabeth – I watched Helen Mirren’s portrayal of her in The Queen at a formative age - and while Matt Smith’s Philip annoys the heck out of me sometimes (get over yourself, Philip!), I do ship them mightily.

One thing I’d love to read about is how they fell in love. I was intrigued by the conversation between Queen Mary and Queen Elizabeth after the wedding about how Princess Elizabeth set everyone on their heads by insisting on her love match with Philip. And of course there’s the war as a backdrop! I’ve always been a sucker for Elizabeth the War Mechanic (and for Elizabeth’s attempts to be normal-ish during this time period, like sneaking out on V-E Day with Margaret to experience the celebrations in the streets). And Philip did have shore leaves when he wasn’t off bravely fighting and getting mentioned in despatches. So falling-in-love fic set during the late-war time period would be right up my street! (I note late-war because although I know Elizabeth started having a crush on Philip when she was 13, I’d prefer a fic set later. I believe Philip started to return her affections when she was 17, and I’m more comfortable with that.) What was it like to woo a princess? (Or was it the other way around?) What was their first kiss like? How did Elizabeth break it to her parents that she wasn’t interested in Porchey et al., but in the handsome penniless homeless foreigner Philip? Did they ever escape out into London together and try to be incognito, just a young Naval officer on shore leave with his girl?

I’d also love fic set during Season 1! I’d prefer to read about happy moments, or a time where they had mutual respect for each other, or a time where their dramatic tension was (temporarily or permanently) resolved, rather than focusing on the simmering fight the show sets up about Philip feeling emasculated and acting out/being cold to Elizabeth. Some ideas:

• little moments where they share private glances/inside jokes
• them just being very comfortable with each other; their lives must get very lonely at times, and the idea of them having each other against the world resonates with me
• arguments that resolve into affection
• Philip putting his foot in his mouth and Elizabeth rescuing him/being exasperated but laughing anyways
• Elizabeth teaching Philip something he isn’t good at yet
• A time Elizabeth caught Philip by surprise (in a little or big way), and/or Philip ended up genuinely respecting Elizabeth/her actions
• Smut, if you’re up for it! Some ideas: a happy romp at Treetops the night before she became Queen, or the way they finally resolved the kneeling fight (might it have involved sexy kneeling from Philip?), or just some good old-fashioned power-dynamic porn with Elizabeth wearing the crown. Or something involving Philip’s penchant for sleeping nude! (NB: while I’m totally okay with Philip taking the lead in bed, if that’s what you like, I’m not thrilled with the dynamic of the “get on your knees” exchange in the show, and would prefer nothing that ‘punishes’ Elizabeth for being a powerful woman or kinks on her meekly giving up power. Power-exchange/taking turns giving up power, otoh, could be hot. And Philip submitting to and/or serving Elizabeth in bed is entirely relevant to my interests.)

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Fandom: Jeeves – P.G. Wodehouse
Madeline Bassett/Honoria Glossop & Reginald Jeeves
Madeline Bassett/Honoria Glossop & Reginald Jeeves/Bertram "Bertie" Wooster

Having had my longing for Madeline/Honoria get-together fic fulfilled this Yuletide (thank you, scioscribe!), I’m now hankering after a Madeline/Honoria fic also featuring Bertie and/or Jeeves!

Athletic, intelligent Honoria is entirely my type. Described by Aunt Agatha as “strong, self-reliant, and sensible,” she has a penetrating, booming laugh, loves picture galleries and concerts, and both reads philosophy and writes books of her own. And then there’s Madeline, idealistic and whimsical. She always reminds me a bit of Luna Lovegood. “Bountifully equipped with golden hair and all the fixings,” she is svelte and beautiful, and if Bertie has a horror of what he calls her “squashy soupiness,” others might just find her sweet. Her laugh is “tinkly, silvery,” and she reads romances and is a terribly romantic soul. Together they make the perfect couple.

So! Prompts:
• Bertie has got into another of his scrapes, and somehow this time it’s put out both Madeline and Honoria. (Perhaps he’s accidentally become engaged to both of them at the same time?) How do they react? Do they hatch a revenge scheme? Commiserate together? It's bonding time! (Whether they’re already in a relationship, or whether they fall in love during, is up to you!)
• Madeline or Honoria has a problem and they borrow Jeeves to help out. (Suitor who won’t leave them alone? Father who is pushing for an engagement? Stolen jewelry? Inconvenient corpse?)
• Bertie is entirely oblivious and it takes him five months to realise that Madeline and Honoria are together. Jeeves, of course, has known all along (and may have been behind them getting together in the first place).
• Honoria and Madeline save Bertie’s bacon during one of his scrapes. How is up to you!
• Having found happiness with Honoria, soft-hearted Madeline wants to help Bertie find happiness too. Does she try to set him up with all the young ladies of her acquaintance, with comic fallout? Or is she (or Honoria) perceptive enough to try to set him up with Jeeves?

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Fandom: Spy Kids (Movies)
Gregorio Cortez/Ingrid Cortez

I just love Spy Kids so much, especially the first movie, and Gregorio and Ingrid in particular. Tell me a story set during their courtship, with high derring do and spy things and the quiet moments together that make them know the other is The One. Give me identity porn and convoluted ways to manage to get together and have sex (because somehow I very much doubt they got engaged without establishing sexual compability first!) Does anyone in either of their countries guess? Are they the worst-kept secret in the espionage community? Or do they actually pull it off (they are the world’s best spies, after all) and surprise everyone when it turns out that they’re together? And how might their respective spy cultures and practices differ, anyway? (I am all for hilarious mixups and shenanigans where they have to flee death together, find out each other’s strengths and weaknesses, test their respective countries’ tech and training, and flirt outrageously along the way.)

Or tell me about the shenanigans that happen on their honeymoon, as they’re fleeing assassins and getting into firefights and blending into the background like they’re just normal tourists, and also taking every opportunity to snog (and more). Somehow I don’t think their honeymoon was a particularly quiet or peaceful event!

Or how about a story that’s set after the events of the first movie, as Ingrid and Gregorio adjust to their new reality with the kids now knowing who they are? Did their foray back into being active spies again reignite their sex life back to old heights? Did technology change in new and exciting ways and they have to learn it all to get back in the spy groove? What sort of missions are they now being sent on as a family unit? (And do they still get out for the occasional mission on their own, for old times’ sake?) Do they still have a few secrets from each other, just to spice up their lives and keep themselves sharp? Maybe they take turns setting up a challenge course/setting each other tasks to keep their spy skills lightning keen!

(But basically, anything that has Ingrid and Gregorio kicking butt and taking names together – and being awesome spies – would be great. I love them to no end.)

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Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Amy Pond & Missy
Bill Potts & Missy
Bill Potts & River Song
Eleventh Doctor/Amy Pond/Rory Williams
Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Missy & River Song
Missy/River Song
Tenth Doctor & Twelfth Doctor
Thirteenth Doctor & Bill Potts
Thirteenth Doctor/Missy
Thirteenth Doctor/Missy/River Song
Thirteenth Doctor/River Song
Twelfth Doctor & Bill Potts
Twelfth Doctor & Martha Jones
Twelfth Doctor & Missy
Twelfth Doctor & Nardole & Bill Potts
Twelfth Doctor & The Doctor's TARDIS
Twelfth Doctor/Missy
Twelfth Doctor/River Song

I just love Doctor Who so much. I’d love anything for any of these pairings, especially something sweet, poignant, sexy, filled with timey-wimey shenanigans, and/or hilarious.

General prompts for this fandom include: bantery adventures in time and space (with happy endings), canon-typical shenanigans (can include Missy being complicated-evil if set before The Vault, but please no unhappy endings), non-traditional uses of sonic screwdrivers/trowels and/or Missy’s umbrella, sex-pollen planets (but only for established relationships – I like the desperation and abandon parts, not the dubconny bits).

Fandom DNWs: Unhappy endings, noncon or dubcon, Missy hurting her lover (unless it’s kinky and the lover is very much into it), Missy or Thirteen regenerating, Thirteen having body dysphoria or being unhappy with having regenerated into a woman, ace!Thirteen (ace!Twelve and/or Eleven are fine if that's how you read them).

Thoughts on specific ships:

Amy Pond & Missy
Bill Potts & Missy
Missy & River Song

Missy and the Doctor’s pets! What adventures might they have together? What would Amy or River think of Missy? I’d love to see how a grudging alliance might develop (strictly time-limited, of course – Missy reserves the right to dispose of them after the crisis is over). I’d also enjoy a situation where Missy was undercover and the other person didn’t realize she was the person they’d heard stories about as the Master.

Missy/River Song

This would be so hot. How do Missy & River get together? What kind of relationship is it? Is Missy the ‘second wife’ River refers to? Is it a hookup after an escapade together? Does Missy accidentally rescue River from the Library? I’d also enjoy a situation where Missy thought River was a ‘regular’ human and ignored her, only for River to turn the tables on her.

Some more detailed prompts in my FSE letter.

Twelfth Doctor & Missy
Twelfth Doctor/Missy

I love Twelve & Missy together. Any adventures with them, whether in or out of bed, would be much loved. Missy’s POV on the Doctor, their relationship, and/or specific encounters would be really interesting to see!

Twelfth Doctor/River Song

One of my dearest ships. ♥ I’ll devour anything for this ship, whether set on Darillium or somewhere else. (Surely they took the TARDIS and had a few sneaky off-world adventures during the Darillium years! Or maybe Twelve rescued her from the Library!)

Twelfth Doctor & Bill Potts
Twelfth Doctor & Nardole & Bill Potts
Bill Potts & River Song
Thirteenth Doctor & Bill Potts

I adored Season 10, and I absolutely love Bill. Anything for any of these relationships would make me very happy. A funny moment on the TARDIS! An adventure that didn’t go as planned! Bill & Nardole playing a joke on Twelve! Bill meeting River for the first time – whether she’s formally introduced or not. Thirteen & Bill traveling together! The sky’s the limit.

Eleventh Doctor/Amy Pond/Rory Williams
Eleventh Doctor/River Song

I ship both of these pairings (but not in the same fic/artwork, please). Eleven/Amy/Rory before they know who River is (or in a AU where she isn’t Amy & Rory’s daughter), and Eleven/River afterwards.

What was the trio’s first time like? Did they fall into bed together after an adventure? Did Eleven & Rory have to pose as husbands on some planet and then Things Developed?

As for Eleven/River, I want them to have all the adventures and flirting and flirting adventures. What’s their first time like? Do Amy & Rory accidentally find out more about their love life than they wanted to know? Does River travel with Eleven on the TARDIS for a while?

Thirteenth Doctor/River Song
Thirteenth Doctor/Missy
Thirteenth Doctor/Missy/River Song

The Doctor with either (or both) of her true loves. ♥ Adventures, flirting, falling into bed together, shenanigans, disasters, saving the world, etc. And I know I’d giggle if Thirteen ends up playing referee/peacemaker between the other two!

Some more detailed prompts in my FSE letter.

Tenth Doctor & Twelfth Doctor
Twelfth Doctor & Martha Jones

I’d love to see Twelve meet Ten or Martha! I’m fascinated to see how they might get along.

Twelfth Doctor & The Doctor’s TARDIS

I will always love the Doctor and his TARDIS, travelling the universe together. What’s an adventure they had together, no guests or companions to be found?

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Fandom: Doctor Who RPF
Alex Kingston & Jodie Whittaker
Chris Eccleston & David Tennant & Matt Smith & John Hurt & Peter Capaldi & Jodie Whittaker
Chris Eccleston & Jodie Whittaker
David Tennant & Matt Smith
Michelle Gomez & Alex Kingston
Michelle Gomez & Jodie Whittaker
Peter Capaldi & Michelle Gomez

I’m only interested in gen in this fandom. That includes anything more than a passing mention of real-life relationships (e.g., please no David/Georgia fic).

• I love hearing about the fraternity of Doctors that seems to be in place (excepting Chris, who doesn’t really do Who anymore, although I’d certainly be up for reading about him making an exception). Matt singing the Who theme on Jodie’s phone, David and Matt always being there for Peter, the bad-knees-brought-on-by-too-much-running club, etc. – I love it all. I imagine them meeting up every once in a while for coffee/beer.
• How much does Matt tease David when he finds out he’s David’s daughter’s favorite Doctor?
• Jodie being congratulated and/or given tongue-in-cheek advice by any/all of the others. (The connection with Chris, who played Creon to her Antigone at the National, is one I’m personally fond of, and I’d love to see what sort of advice and/or congratulations he might give her, but really any characters would be great.)
• Jodie Whittaker and Michelle Gomez filming their first Doctor & Master episode together, or Jodie and Alex filming the first Thirteen & River episode
• Peter and Michelle during the filming of the S10 finale.
• The jockeying for position/teasing/etc. that goes in during the filming of a multi-Doctor special. (Either the 50th anniversary or a made-up one during Jodie’s tenure.)
• Does David ever get fake-annoyed and complain to the others about the fact that of all the actors who’ve played the Doctor on New Who, he’s the only one who had to change his accent?
• Crossover with the show – what happens if the universes get scrambled and the Doctor really comes to call? (Perhaps a Galaxy Quest tone? Or played more straight.)
• The complicated shenanigans process that is trying to steal souvenirs from the Who set! (Your choice of relationship) helps each other, or admires each other’s collection.

Really though, any gen fluffy story with Whovian bonding will make me very happy. :)

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Fandom: US Politics RPF
Robert Mueller & Donald Trump
Donald Trump & Impeachment
Hillary Clinton/Her Wife
Hillary Clinton & The First Female President

Robert Mueller & Donald Trump
Donald Trump & Impeachment

These are, erm, pretty self-explanatory. ;) Give me that glorious day where Trump goes down, and I will adore it. Bonus points if it’s set after a 2018 Congressional election which the Democrats cleaned up at, Pence goes down too, and the new President is a Democrat. But even if it’s not and Pence is taking over, I will enjoy fic or art about Trump being gone.

I’d also be interested in playful crack for this. Mueller turns out to be a wizard and untangles the tangled web of corruption with a few surreptitious helping spells (or has an uncanny sense for when people are lying)! Aliens deliver us from ourselves by arriving, saying “take us to your leader”, and then impeaching him their damn selves. Impeachment is a vengeful personification that stalks Trump through the White House, getting ever closer. Etc.

ETA: A friendly nonnie asked me if I'd be interested in "Trump/Impeachment noncon crack, Impeachment as the aggressor", and y'know what, I totally would. ;)

Hillary Clinton/Her Wife
Hillary Clinton & The First Female President

Is it a thing to want fix-it fic for a real person? Because I do. I want a fantasy alternate universe, not this Orangetown Hatersville Corruptathon Incompetentland. I’m not interested in fic about our current reality. AU all the way, baby.

I’ve talked in past letters about my thoughts on Hillary. Here is my Yuletide letter (written before the election), and here is my FemslashEx letter, both of which should give you a clearer idea of me and Hillary. Spoiler: I love her.

Given the current climate, what I most want is lighthearted, sweet, earnest fic. A partner who’s devoted to Hillary and would never cheat on her. (Please no Bill/Hillary shipfic; I have issues with him.) A nerdy Hillary who works hard to better the country and fights for justice (while not losing sight of her pragmatism or the advisability of steady incremental progress). Hillary as President, with her loving wife always at her side.

Note: Please create an OC for Hillary’s wife. (Basing her on somebody is fine, but I wouldn’t want Hillary/Huma, for example.) Feel free to give her any personality you like, as long as she’s head-over-heels in love with Hillary and their chemistry works! I like OCs. Oh, and I would prefer no large age gaps.

Prompts:
• Hillary wins the fucking election. (Pardon my language.)
• In law school, Hillary falls in love with a woman instead of Bill, and they plan their life together. Hillary has such big dreams, and her girlfriend is behind her all the way.
• Instead of her career path diverting because of her marriage to Bill and his political success, Hillary doesn’t date/marry him, and her star never stops rocketing upward. It’s she who becomes President in 1992, not Bill, and her partner is by her side. (Up to you whether they’re in the closet – perhaps her partner presents as her Chief of Staff or similar? – or whether you go a bit fantasy-land and have America be okay with a lesbian President.)
• Hillary has always been a very private person. During her Presidency she never talked about her private life, even when the media pushed. Now she’s retired and can do as she pleases, and the day equal marriage is handed down by the Supreme Court, she marries her long-time partner. (Or she marries her in the Rose Garden as soon as they can arrange it, with Obama there beaming happily.)
• President Hillary has known she was a lesbian for forever, but always had her eye on her career, never wanting to jeopardize it (and, let’s be real, never having the time). But now she finds herself unexpectedly falling in love…
• Hillary didn’t marry Bill, and she didn’t keep her relationship with her partner a secret. She’s been one of the foremost lesbian politicans in America all her life, a passionate Senator from Illinois, and now America is ready to embrace her. She defeats Trump in the 2016 election (maybe her wife is a computer science geek and the whole shitty emails thing never happened?), and takes her oath with her wife beaming by her side. (And yes, I would read a loving celebratory porn scene set on Hillary’s first night as President. I have no shame.)
• Hillary on Election Night 2020 when Trump goes down and the first female President is elected. (I’m partial to Harris, Duckworth, and Warren, but you can choose your own if you like someone else.)
• Art prompts: Hillary taking the Presidential oath of office. Hillary dancing at an Inaugural Ball with her wife in her arms. Hillary with her glasses on, poring over her briefing books. Hillary working a rope line. Hillary and the first female President on the latter’s Inauguration Day.

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Fandom: Original Work
Female Spy/Rival Female Spy
The First Female US President/Her Wife

Female Spy/Rival Female Spy

The Original Work version of Ingrid/Gregorio from Spy Kids! :) Tell me a story about two spies falling in love with each other. Are they spies from the same country who are rivals for promotion/assignments/etc.? Are they spies from different countries spying on the same mark? Are they spies assigned to keep an eye on each other/take each other out?

Does one of them turn double agent? Was one of them assigned to seduce the other one to compromise them but then actually ends up falling in love? (Were they both doing that?) Tell me a story set during their courtship, with high derring do and spy things and the quiet moments together that make them know the other is The One. Give me identity porn and convoluted ways to manage to get together and have sex. Does anyone in either of their countries guess? Are they the worst-kept secret in the espionage community? Or do they actually pull it off and surprise everyone when it turns out that they’re together? And how might their respective spy cultures and practices differ?

Or tell me about the shenanigans that happen on their honeymoon, as they’re fleeing assassins and getting into firefights and blending into the background like they’re just normal tourists, and also taking every opportunity to snog (and more). Or tell me about super-cool spy technology and how they use it on each other! Or maybe it’s a soulmate AU and they have major consternation when they realize their soulmate is an opposing spy! Or… the list goes on. Fun, sweet, cute, dramatic, identity porn, love at first sight, double agents, case fic, derring-do, chase scenes, love in the midst of chaos – it’s all good. (No dubcon, noncon, torture, etc., please.)

The First Female US President/Her Wife

The Original Work version of Hillary/OFC! :)

• White House wedding for the President and her bride!
• The President has always been super focused on her career, and has never really had time for romance. (There are so many things to get done!) But now she finds herself falling in love…
• The proudest and happiest woman at the Inauguration isn’t even the President, it’s the President’s wife.
• The President and her wife dancing at the Inaugural Ball! (What’s their song?)
• Everyone told her not to run, because she’s not only a woman, she’s a lesbian, and they weren’t at all sure America was ready for that. But guess what? She’s President, and her wife’s First Lady, and everyone can suck it.
• The President’s wife helps her relax after a long day saving the world.
• The President is never happier than when her wife is telling her about her day, even if it’s sometimes incomprehensible because her wife is a genius (infectious disease researcher/aerospace engineer/brain surgeon/etc.)
• The world is under attack from aliens, and the President and her wife have to save it.

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Fandom: Crossover Fandom

Amelia Peabody Emerson (Peabody - Peters) & Jane Marple (Marple - Christie)
Dowager Duchess (Wimsey - Sayers)/Jane Marple (Marple - Christie)
Harry Crewe (The Blue Sword)/Amelia Peabody (Peabody - Peters)
Jane Marple (Marple - Christie) & Ariadne Oliver (Poirot - Christie)
Jane Marple (Marple - Christie) & Hercule Poirot (Poirot - Christie)
Jane Marple (Marple - Christie)/Harriet Vane (Wimsey - Sayers)
Jane Marple (Marple - Christie)/Minerva McGonagall (HP)

I love the idea of each and every one of these pairings, and I want to see how they would work in practice! I’d be equally thrilled to see how the pair became friends/fell in love, and in established friendships/relationships. How might they team up to solve a mystery/crime? (How might different mystery-solving styles affect things?) What adventures might they have? What annoys one about the other, and what draws them together?

Evelyn Baker Lang (The West Wing) & Ruth Bader Ginsburg (US Politics RPF)
Hillary Clinton (US Politics) & Evelyn Baker Lang (The West Wing)
Hillary Clinton (US Politics)/Evelyn Baker Lang (The West Wing)

For thoughts on Hillary, see the US Politics section. Apart from that, I love Baker Lang and would be thrilled to see how she related to Ruth or Hillary. How did they become friends (or fall in love)? What issues do they work on together? How do Evelyn & Ruth get along on the Court? (Either the West Wing universe or ours is great!)

Bill Potts (DW 2015)/ Éowyn (LoTR)

Both Bill and Éowyn are so very brave. Even when they’re afraid of something – whether that be battle, say, or killer emojibots, or becoming a soulless robot – they face it head-on, despite their fear. Nor do they hesitate to do what must be done. Bill shoots the Doctor when she believes he’s turned to the Monks. Éowyn kills the Witch King. They have both faced some hard, horrible times during their adventures. I would love to see a fic that gave them some good times together.

Prompts:
• The Doctor (either Twelve or Thirteen) and Bill end up trapped in Middle Earth for some TARDIS-related reason. Bill meets Éowyn, and there’s an instant attraction. (Is the Doctor an awkward wingman/woman? Feel free to absent him/her entirely if you want, though.) They flirt, kiss, maybe more if you’re up for it. Does Bill stay in Middle Earth for a while? Does Éowyn come with them as a Companion for a while? Do they have a last night together and then kiss goodbye with happy memories? All up to you!
• Éowyn teaches Bill how to swordfight. Bill shows Éowyn horror movies. Both hobbies end up in kissing.
• In medias res fic that doesn’t explain how Éowyn became a Companion, just has her and Bill having adventures with Twelve or Thirteen (and spending their downtime kissing).
• Twelve is pretty oblivious sometimes. It takes him two weeks to realise that Éowyn and Bill are together and not just having ‘movie nights’.
• Éowyn’s expertise with swordfighting and/or horseback riding comes in very handy during a particular adventure, when she has to save both the Doctor and Bill’s skins.
• A sleepy morning lie-in on the TARDIS, full of kisses and laughter and introducing Éowyn to vibrators.
• Kinky fic! Particular likes: body worship, really enthusiastic cunnilingus, face-sitting, spanking, restraints, edging, and descriptive dirty talk. Also maybe knife/swordplay – Éowyn knows her swordplay – but no actual cuts. Please no bodily fluids, degrading dirty talk, or raceplay.
• Art prompts: I’m kind of shit at art prompts, but I would love to see any affectionate moment between Bill and Éowyn. Flirting, kissing, embracing, porn, walking hand in hand towards the TARDIS, facing down Daleks, having a picnic in Rohan – draw me the two of them happy together and I’ll love it!

Barack Obama (US Politics) & The Avengers (MCU)
Barack Obama (US Politics)/Matt Santos (The West Wing)
Barack Obama (US Politics)/Steve Rogers (MCU)
Barack Obama (US Politics)/Thor (MCU)

I saw these in the tagset and instantly cracked up. All of them sound awesome! For the ships, please set them in a) an alternate universe where Barack & Michelle were never together (or briefly dated before Barack realized he was gay, and stayed lifelong friends) or b) a universe where Barack & Michelle are totally happy together and she knows & is fine with him having a boyfriend. Barack cheating on Michelle would make me sad (and be totally OOC!)

What’s it like being President while the Avengers are running around doing their thing and saving the world (but smashing up major cities while doing it)? Does Barack ever get the Avengers in the Oval Office and try to persuade them to lure supervillains to deserted areas rather than let them rampage around cities? Does he secretly have superpowers and wish he could join them (but is never allowed to because the Secret Service is very firm on this)? Do the Avengers save him from a supervillain? What’s his perspective on any of the Avengers’ shenanigans thus far?

AU in which Barack is a superhero and not President (or becomes a superhero as an ex-President) is also great. (Michelle can be a superhero too if you want!)

As for the ships, all are extremely RTMI. How did they get together? How do they get along? What cultural differences do they have? (Or smut. Smut is always great.)

For Barack/Matt, I’d love an AU in which they’re two young future-superstar politicians who fall in love over long policy discussions. Or one in which they’re ex-Presidents who fall in love while doing charity work together.

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Thank you so much for writing or drawing for me!